Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
