How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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