Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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