She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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