dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
