Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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