Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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