That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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