Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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