I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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