My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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