While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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