I skipped work to stalk him.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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