rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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