i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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