Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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