His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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