Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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