"it" just moved
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
i am craving dick and cupcakes
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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