My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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