dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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