It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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