That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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