Just mADE A PArabola og urine
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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