You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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