I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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