Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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