...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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