turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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