I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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