You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
