2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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