And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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