rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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