i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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