Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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