I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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