Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
is it fun? or sober?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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