Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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