Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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