Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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