I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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