He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'