My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point