I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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