why didn't you poke me back
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
