why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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