Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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