At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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