Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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