I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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