i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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