I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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