Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Houston, we have a blender
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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