Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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