rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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