idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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